yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?

I got belligerently drunk on Friday

• Guy I Don't Actually Know to Girl I Know: Let's talk in Spanish. Blah blah hola
• Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
• Guy: What?
• Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
• Guy: Wait, I don't like you. Let's try to speak Greek.
• Me: SPANAKOPITA!
• Guy: I like you now.
• Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.