January 2010
81 posts
crushed:
you
have probably forgotten
me
December 2009
37 posts
if youre haitian you already know what your family...
huntedvagina:
dee-dot-derr:
huntedvagina:
lulz next door neighbor always gives us a bowl of soup every year =]
THISS! My dad is cooking in a huge pot right now
nom nom nom nom
haha nice
my family is a bunch of failed haitians. no one is home yet and i think we’re ordering pizza and popping open some wine and watching movies
The Things He Carried →
givemesomethingtoread:
Airport security in America is a sham—“security theater” designed to make travelers feel better and catch stupid terrorists. Smart ones can get through security with fake boarding passes and all manner of prohibited items—as our correspondent did with ease.
trivia:
movieoftheweek:
Eli Roth and Omar Doom were nearly incinerated filming the fire sequence in the theater. During tests the flame temperatures reached 400 degrees centigrade, and during the take the set burned out of control and the temperature of the ceiling above them reached 1,200 degrees centigrade (2,000 degrees fahrenheit.) Quentin Tarantino was seated on a crane operating the camera in a...
The Decade's Best Books, by Nicole Lamy →
Harry Potter did not make my list. There. I said it. I read every last one of the wizard’s adventures, I swear, but now the whole experience is kind of a blur of Quidditch and complicated potions. And while there is no denying their influence on book publishing, I can’t very well list books I can barely remember.
The Neuroscience of Screwing Up →
givemesomethingtoread:
The reason we’re so resistant to anomalous information — the real reason researchers automatically assume that every unexpected result is a stupid mistake — is rooted in the way the human brain works. Over the past few decades, psychologists have dismantled the myth of objectivity. The fact is, we carefully edit our reality, searching for evidence that confirms what we...
The Ten Days of Christmas
fireland:
[I wrote this in December 2001 and now I’m regifting it because I couldn’t think of anything else to get you.]
1. I’m fingering bath balls like Captain Queeg. Mom’d prefer the, the what, the Serenity, maybe? Or the Sandalwood Rejuvenation? Or better yet just go for the pre-wrapped basket with the goat’s milk soap and lavender sachet?
2. Identically pinched expressions on the...
Tongue Twisters →
givemesomethingtoread:
In search of the world’s hardest language
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teenage wasteland
i can’t deal with emotions or relationships with other people anymore. i am tired of expectations and tired mainly of the ones i have for myself,and for certain others. everything’s failed or fallen apart.
i don’t know what i want, i don’t ever know and i’ll never know, but what i have now is completely wrecking me.
this is why i distract myself. all the time. with...
I can't feel any part of my body right...
setyourgoals:
Co0o0o0o0ol
how are you typing
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it’s not like i’m unreasonably pissed about no longer living in the tristate area because i enjoy being snowed in
or anything
hi miami! i need new friends. deliver the fuck up....
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via text/skype (i love my friends)
birdzies: matt just wrote me a math poem:
birdzies: tracking the wanderings of your mind
birdzies: like chasing sine
birdzies: with cosine
birdzies: always half pi radians behind
birdzies: that is nerd love right there