January 2012
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December 2011
22 posts
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
Tumblr Personality Test →
this is absurdly accurate….:
You have a great need for other people to like and admire you. You have a tendency to be critical of yourself. You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your advantage.
While you have some personality weaknesses, you are generally able to compensate for them. Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and...
The Tangential: What Both Sexes Mean When They Say... →
thetangential:
Girls: I want to be with you all the time, and I’ve completely negated/discounted the emotional value of my previous relationships, because you are better than my ex. I care enough about you that I would sacrifice something large in my life for your circumstances or goals. I would change a…
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November 2011
35 posts
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Obama has already said he will uphold net... →
theonce-and-futureking:
the-ghost-girl:
princekarkat:
good president, best friend
#Obama doesn’t wanna lose his blog
#i love my president #Brobama to the rescue
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I should just give him ecstasy, fuck him and then never speak to him again.
– my suitemate, who shall remain unnamed (via peroquevaina)
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I got belligerently drunk on Friday
Guy I Don't Actually Know to Girl I Know: Let's talk in Spanish. Blah blah hola
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guy: What?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guy: Wait, I don't like you. Let's try to speak Greek.
Me: SPANAKOPITA!
Guy: I like you now.
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
The kids have it all figured out.
sexualfrustrationz:
worldwidewayne:
chelseabuns7:
hideeverytraceofsadness:
Glee 3x06 - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You Performance
EARGASM.
I don’t like Glee but I gotta admit this is really good
Perfect medley is perfection.
geromy:
“Do me,” Homework whispered sensually into my ear. “Do me now.”
“No,” I hissed back. “Never.”