blacks and whites switch places
1 day agosome friendly advice
- Emily : sidetracking so much
- Emily: i think you should give [him] some slack
- Emily: and by slack i mean pussay
- Emily: but i dont
- Emily: because that would contradict everything i just said
1 week agoFor six weird weeks in the fall of 2004, Udo Wächter had an unerring sense of direction. Every morning after he got out of the shower, Wächter, a sysadmin at the University of Osnabrück in Germany, put on a wide beige belt lined with 13 vibrating pads — the same weight-and-gear modules that make a cell phone judder. On the outside of the belt were a power supply and a sensor that detected Earth’s magnetic field. Whichever buzzer was pointing north would go off. Constantly.(Thanks, Peter Vidani.)
i made this list last night but i don't remember it
001: drop twenty pounds of fat and convert it to the muscle i get during soccer season
1.5: absssss / obliquesss
002: find a better haircut
003: fix my ipod / get a new one
3.5: download a shitton of new music and I MEAN A SHITTON
004: find a job!
005: get into college :\ if my early action is a yes then this will be true.
006: fix my room PERMANENTLY
007: finish my transformation into a DANCERRRRRRRRRR
7.5: meaning i need to watch more youtube vidoes
7.5.5: or like actually you know get lessons or something
008: make at least 15 new friends outside of school
8.5: this is ridiculous because you have new friends outside of school
8.5.5: more new black friends?
8.5.5.5: ASIANS
009: fix pseudononymous. no, really.
010: do not fail this list.
ps extra 011: LISTEN TO MORE INI KAMOZE THAT DUDE IS SO GREAT
1 week ago1 week agoI distrust the perpetually busy; always have. The frenetic ones spinning in tight little circles like poisoned rats. The slower ones, grinding away their fourscore and ten in righteousness and pain. They are the soul-eaters.
1 week agoIn Colorado, a surgeon helps restore feeling—and so much more—to victims of female genital mutilation.

